I am easily amused and I freaking love life.

WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND REALIZE THAT I STILL HAVE MORE TIME TO SLEEP

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship.

Turn Ons:

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

(Source: itskaiii, via waterforchocolate)

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me:what's your ethnicity
white:10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
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mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

(Source: machistado, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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percy-pendragons:

foxyliciouss:

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

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